Chelsea Hotel Still Standing (Barely) On Three-Year Anniversary of Bard Ouster

Today marks the three-year anniversary of the shameful ouster of the Bard family.  Although the Chelsea Hotel is presently in disarray, we feel confident that plumber’s daughter Marlene Krauss’ reign of failure will soon be over.  While the Bard family showed a profit year after year, since their ouster the hotel has been loosing money hand over fist.  Rooms sit empty and un-renovated, or are rented for peanuts over the internet to clueless tourists with no sense of the hotel’s proud tradition.  The only tenants remaining in the retail stores are those that the Bards brought in, as no business person in his or her right mind would rent from Krauss and partner-in-slime David Elder.  Most recently, Elder, who fled to California under cover of darkness, has been excavating the basement in a desperate attempt to find  Piri Thomas’ money.  Good luck with that.  Meanwhile, despite new manager Tamasar’s new round of eviction proceedings, there’s still no boutique hotel and plenty of permanent residents left.  The dedicated activists of the Chelsea Hotel continue to fight for the return of the Bard Family.  For those keeping score at home, the card now reads:

 

BD Hotels & Glennon “Gigi” Travis – 8 months

Andrew “Picadilly” Tilley - 7 months
David Elder – 13 months

Arnold "crapper czar" Tamasar – 1 month and counting down to blast off

Stanley Bard – 50 Years

 

Two year timeline is here: