Although Chelsesas Hotel minority shareholder Marlene Krauss is a high-powered businesswoman who routinely crushes ordinary mortals beneath her 6-inch Manolo Blahniks and makes grown men weep and grovel before her on their knees, we know that her one big regret in life is that she missed the cut for Charlie’s Angels back in the seventies.
But don’t start feeling sorry for her yet. NBC is now casting for a new prime time show staring victims of Bernie Madoff’s ponzi scheme! It’s Marlene’s big chance. With her timeless beauty, her winning personality, and her questionable financial sense, she’s a shoe-in.
Best of all, she doesn’t have to do anything to be considered. Anyone can nominate a candidate for the show, and we intend to do so immediately. Others can nominate Marlene as well, perhaps strengthening her chances, by writing to [email protected]. Do your part for the Chelsea, Bohemians. Help make Marlene a star.-- Ed Hamilton
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