Though he could never hope to surpass the sterling record of BD Hotel's Glennon "gigi" Travis, Andrew Tilley accomplished much in his short tenure at the Chelsea Hotel:
Testified against a tenant at a DHCR hearing,
Enforced Marlene Krauss and David Elder's plan to evict tenants,
Plotted to send Storme Delarverie to a nursing home,
Dismissed three long-term valued employees,
Failed to make tenants art-stars,
Achieved an occupany rate below 20%,
Trashed Bob Dylan's room,
Hired unnecessary security guards and installed spy cameras turning the Chelsea Hotel into a police state,
First person in 21st Century to take a job without googling employer
Alas, he never did get a chance to install those i-pod docking stations that was his only truly visionary idea. -- Ed Hamilton
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