Layabout Lounge -- Or Whatever the Hell Ferri's Pipe Dream Was Called -- Vanishes Into the Ethernet

     Wow, that was quick. No sooner had we mentioned Charles Ferri's obnoxious proposal to put a "Legends Bar and Cafe" in the Chelsea Lobby, than the whole page mysteriously disappears from the Internet. (Ed's note - Not really).  Marlene must have bitch-slapped Ferri all the way back to Dubai for that presumptious little gaffe!  Now she and her trusty sidekick David Elder can focus their energy on more realistic projects like the spa in the basement and the express elevator to the roof.  Not to mention the pay toliet in the old Balabanis' Tailor shop.
     I'll bet Marlene bitched out Elder for crashing at Ferri's pad too.  Man, I almost feel sorry for Marlene, having to rely on such a dork to do her dirty work.  Amost but not quite! I pray that Almighty God, in his mercy and wisdom, binds them together with eternal and unbreakable bonds, and assigns them to manage a Hard Rock Hotel in Hell. -- Ed Hamilton