Marlene Krauss Launches Desperate Hotel Chelsea Ad Campaign

Now that she has fired the elite BD Hotels from their job of managing the Chelsea Hotel, Marlene Krauss has launched an aggressive outdoor ad campaign to attract a new manager.  Obviously, she has quickly come to the realization that anybody who walks in off of the street could do a better job than Chelsea Hotel Board Member David Elder. If you're walking by on the street and got a spare moment come in and apply. Our standards are not real high at this time.  NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY -- OBVIOUSLY.