Spielberg Should Visit Chelsea

It seems that Steven Spielberg is launching a social networking site for people who have encountered ghosts or other manifestations of the super natural.  The site ought to get a lot of traffic from this place, that’s for sure.  Spielberg once saw a ghost at a hotel called the Excelsior House and fled in terror.  Well, not all the ghosts here are quite that scary, so we’d like to invite Spielberg to check in (if he can tolerate the frosty welcome from BD) and see what happens.  (Just don’t get a room on the 1^st floor, and for God’s sake stay out of the basement!) The accommodations might not be quite up to his standards, but the spirits don’t seem to mind. -- Ed Hamilton