Reportedly BD Hotels plan to open a spa in the basement of the hotel. We hope this will replace Star Lounge which genuinely needs replacing with something or the other. We think however that the spa is intended to complement Star Lounge. It will be a place where the millionaires can recharge their batteries after a night of hard partying at Star Lounge. I suppose they think they will be able to stumble upstairs and flop out at the hotel in between but we intend to do our best to make sure that such a revolting development never eventuates. Aren’t there enough places where these vein and deluded wastrels can be parted from their money on the dubious promise that their misspent youth can be rejuvenated?
As AHCB # 3’s medium reported to us earlier an elemental spirit has long made its residence in the Chelsea Hotel’s basement. We feel fairly certain it is already pissed off by being kept awake by the insipid dance music being blasted at all hours in Star Lounge. We hope that this will prove to be the last straw. Hopefully when it sucks the rich layabouts with their cucumber eye patches and mud pack facials down the cosmic sewer hole into Hell the rest of the building will remain standing. And it will be simply as if we have flushed a toilet beneath the withered bum of our superannuated dowager of 23rd Street. -- Ed Hamilton
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