Now I read that you shouldn't use hotel coffee makers because they could have been used to cook up methamphetamine. No such problems here at the Chelsea, I can assure you. I remember when Dee Dee Ramone used to blow the fuse several times a day trying to cook up whatever mind-altering substance he was shooting or snorting or otherwise ingesting in the room next door 
to us. I would be typing away on my computer, la de da, when, Pow! out go the lights. And my computer too, since it was an old one and the battery was dead. And every time, Mr. Green, our neighbor on the other side, would stick his head out his door and yell, "You can't have anything with a heating coil, Dee Dee!!!" The wiring is so old, you see, installed in the middle ages or whenever the hell this place was built. Come on, Stanley, let's rewire the building. These high-paying, hoity-toity guests you're bringing in here demand modern amenities. It's high time we move into the Brave New World of 21st century psychopharmacology! Ed Hamilton
to us. I would be typing away on my computer, la de da, when, Pow! out go the lights. And my computer too, since it was an old one and the battery was dead. And every time, Mr. Green, our neighbor on the other side, would stick his head out his door and yell, "You can't have anything with a heating coil, Dee Dee!!!" The wiring is so old, you see, installed in the middle ages or whenever the hell this place was built. Come on, Stanley, let's rewire the building. These high-paying, hoity-toity guests you're bringing in here demand modern amenities. It's high time we move into the Brave New World of 21st century psychopharmacology! Ed Hamilton
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