Say No More, Say No More

Jen is Famous, in wonderbra and matching wonderunderpants, honeymoons at the famous Chelsea Hotel, known worldwide for its goats-and-yogurt honeymoon special. 

How'd you get to be so famous?
Well, I don't want to give too much away to the competition, but it involves a blog, a pair of Wonder Woman underpants, and a bite from a radioactive toddler.

Tell us about your Chelsea experiences prior to spending your honeymoon here.

I'd never been in the hotel before my honeymoon, but one thing I do enjoy about Chelsea is the nail salons.  Chelsea is the only neighborhood in which you run a solid chance of getting a pedicure next to a man who's also getting a pedicure -- and wearing more expensive clothes than I am.

What inspired you to spend your honeymoon at the famed Hotel Chelsea?

My husband and I are both Leonard Cohen fans, so I was the one who arranged the honeymoon.  But Lord is a huge rock and roll history buff, so he loved the idea of being at the Chelsea.

How's the honeymoon suite?
Come now, do you really think comedians can afford the honeymoon suite? Seriously, we didn't advertise the fact that we were honeymooning.  No one wants to be subjected to wedding-night-wink-wink-nudge-nudge jokes.

Would you recommend the Chelsea to other honeymooners?

Well, the Chelsea is, indeed, full of history.  But the front desk people were, er... a little disorganized.   Maybe the upside of this is that, if you want to be a rock star and have an all-out goats-'n-yogurt orgy in your room, the front desk might very likely be unable to locate your name, address, or credit card information in order to charge you for the damages.