Imaginary Socialites vs Real Socialites

So it's come to this: An Imaginary Socialite and A Social Climber check into the hotel to pretend they are Andy Warhol and Nico shooting Chelsea Girls. Well, I'm sure it's not the first time.  There is nothing new under the sun here at the Last Outpost of Bohemia.  We're used to fashionistas slumming it, and in fact every week is fashion week here at the Chelsea. But who the hell is that hiding in the closet?  Maybe she can be Edie, who hid in the closet after she started her famous fire.