Chelsea Hotel Is Like An Old Rolling Stones T-Shirt

We're tired of all of those people on tripadvisor.com bad-mouthing us so we decided to check Yelp.com.  That's where the young people post their reviews of the Chelsea. 
    A tourist named Jay Chan H. stayed here recently at the rock bottom price of $195.00 a night.  "Everything is tired and worn," he says, "unlike the pictures on the official Chelsea Hotel website." 
    Actually, though, Jay seems to have had a pretty good time. He got to read some poetry scrawled in the drawers of his furniture, and was entertained by a crack-smoking nut job whose room smelled of pee.  (A long-term resident, he says.  Who could this be? Another Chelsea mystery.) We too are entertained daily in a similar fashion.
     Jay compares the Chelsea to an old Rolling Stones T-shirt that you just can't bring yourself to throw out. Actually, Jay, it's a Ramones shirt.  (Ed Hamilton)