Faux-Murder Chic at Miss Sixty Hotel

This Miss Sixty hotel in Riccione, Italy looks like a Holiday Inn with a child’s plastic stencil worked into its façade.  Even worse, here they are trying to steal the Chelsea's business with a fake murder room!  (I can’t tell who was fake-murdered there.)
But hey, accept no substitutes.  We have plenty of real murder rooms, including the  greatest of all – if you can find it, that is.  Nobody beats the Chelsea for morbid, gothic tourism.  Seriously though, Miss Sixty people, the faux-art-hotel thing I can see, but faux murder rooms?  Don’t even try it. We blow you away, you amateurs.   Oh, and they’ve got Orwellian technology too!  Luckily, we’ve developed some of that ourselves. (Ed Hamilton)