"I Want My Balls Back!"

With that primal yawp of pain, Chelsea Hotel General Manager Andrew Tilley handed in his resignation last week.  No word as to when Mistress Marlene Krauss plans to relinquish the family jewels.  Anyway, if you're keeping score at home, the score card reads:

Andrew Tilley -- 7 months
Glennon "Gigi Travis" -- 8 months
STANLEY BARD -- 50 years

Marlene: enoughs enough!  The Chelsea has been your dungeon of pain for too long:  Please, we're not kidding: Bring Back the Bards!   (We'll provide more details as they become available.)