As some of you may have already heard, the fabulous Nicky is threatening to escape from NY! Though LA could certainly use him, we can't let Nicky leave the Chelsea! If Nicky goes, so goes all the fun and a lot of the hotness. Isn't the photo on the left the hottest resident picture ever? And, it's not just about Nicky. What about Wallace? He's dog-hot! Everybody always looks forward to Wallis' big birthday party. We hear that Stanley Bard has a "Keep- Nicky-Locked-in-the-Chelsea" petition at the front desk. Be sure to stop by and sign it. The bottom line is, it's just not fair that Nicky can leave, when the rest of us have to stay!